Thursday, April 28, 2016

Life, Love, & Literature #002: Long Time No Sleep

DISCLAIMER: The following piece is intended for entertainment purposes ONLY (e.g. tongue-and-cheek) and is NOT intended to be offensive in any way. If you find yourself being offended, feel free to let the author know and he will attempt to correct the error of his ways. That being said, this is a blog and this is the internet, so a little drama is inherent. ~ The Author

Some of you might be wondering where I've been for the past three years. That's probably wishful thinking on my part. Either way, I'm going to tell you in the briefest and most ridiculous possible fashion: word vomit.

Here goes:
Metagirlgotmarriedhadababystartedgradschool

Clear enough? I hope so. :)

Good to be back,
Gabe